Wayne's World 2 - Kung Fu Fight Scene

 

 

    Cassandra: Wayne, we're here!

 

    Wayne: Here, let me get the gate for you - hold on. All righty. Come one in, come on in! Nice digs, huh? 

  

Hey, Cassandra, you look hot! 😍

 

Sorry!... 😁

    Cassandra: Ah, Wayne, I would like you to meet my father, Mr. Wong.

    Jeff Wong: Please meet you acquaintance, Wayne Campbell.

    Wayne: 請允許我說您的母語，黃先生。

(Allow me to speak your native tongue, Mr. Wong.)

    Jeff Wong: 您的廣東話說得很好，但請叫我 Jeff

 (You speak Cantonese very well, but please, call me Jeff.)

    Wayne: 很好... Jeff

 (Very well... Jeff.)

    Jeff Wong: 韋恩，我就直說了。我不希望我的女兒和一個生活沒有方向的人扯上關係。

 (Wayne, I will be blunt. I do not want my daughter involved with a man whose life has no direction.)

    Cassandra: 父親，請...

(Father, please...)

    Jeff Wong: 安靜。成人講話。

(Quiet. Adult speaking.)

    Wayne: 恕我直言，Jeff，在我們的文化中，婦女可以自己做決定。

(With all due respect, Jeff, in our culture, women are allowed to make their own decisions.)

    Jeff Wong: 你竟敢用這種無禮的口氣跟我說話 你讓我別無選擇，只能和你戰鬥

(How dare you speak to me in such an insolent tone! You have left me no choice but to fight you.)

    Wayne: 如果我們要打架，我想最好是配音而不是字幕。

 (If we are to fight, I think it would better if we were dubbed and not in subtitles.)

    Jeff Wong: Very well. If that is your custom... prepare to die!

 

Wayne's World - I Will Not Bow to Any Sponsor

 

Benjamin: Wayne! Listen, we need to have a talk about Vanderhoff. The fact is he's the sponsor and you signed a contract guaranteeing him certain concessions, one of them being a spot on the show

 

Wayne Campbell: [holding a Pizza Hut box]  Well that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.

 

Benjamin: I'm sorry you feel that way, but basically it's the nature of the beast.

Wayne Campbell: [holding a bag of Doritos] Maybe I'm wrong on this one, but for me, the beast doesn't include selling out. Garth, you know what I'm talking about, right?

Garth Algar: [wearing Reebok wardrobe] It's like people only do these things because they can get paid. And that's just really sad.

Wayne Campbell: I can't talk about it anymore; it's giving me a headache.

Garth Algar: Here, take two of these!

[Dumps two Nuprin pills into Wayne's hand] 

Wayne Campbell: Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.

Benjamin: Look, you can stay here in the big leagues and play by the rules, or you can go back to the farm club in Aurora. It's your choice.

Wayne Campbell: [holding a can of Pepsi] Yes, and it's the choice of a new generation. 

 

Wayne's World 2 - Garth and Honey at her home

 

Honey: Thanks for coming in with me - I'm always a little afraid of coming in by myself.

Come!... Come on!... Oops!

Come on - sit down...and I'll fix this little drink, okay?

There you are: an old-fashioned.

Garth: This Coke's gone bad!

Honey: I just love a man with a sense of humor.

You know what I'd wish?

Garth:What?

Honey: I'd wish I could climb up inside of that big old brain of yours and just walk around.

Garth: Really?

Honey: You know what I love?

Garth: What?

Honey: I love the way those big thick glasses magnify your pupils.

Garth: Oh...

Honey: Look at me!... I'd bet you like to be in control. Tell me...

Garth: Well, er, when I was seventeen my little sister tried to borrow my Def Leppard record. I said: "no way!"

Honey: Now that's exactly what I'm talking about.

Garth: Oh, my God, you're so limber!

Honey: Don't you just love music?

Garth: Do you have any Megadeth?

Wayne's World 2 - Tighty Whiteys

 

 

Honey Horné: So Garth, would you like to have dinner some night?

                             - Garth Algar: Oh, I like to have dinner every night!

 

 

Wayne's World - Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)

 

He does this every Friday!
Stop torturing yourself, man - you'll never afford it!
Live in the now!

It will be mine, oh yes: it will be mine...